Enter the Tour de Petaluma

#185, March 1, 2006

 

A race day begins at 5:10AM. Gear goes on right out of bed: cushy spandex shorts, removable leggings, lightweight overshorts, electric lime longsleeves, orange fleece vest, and a bright yellow-gold windbreaker. Stretch, tea, meditate, eat, bathroom, pack the bike, do sit ups and pushups to prime the metabolic heater, then push off. I wear the yellow leader jersey today, and every day. I *own* it… literally. I bought it online; it has special fabric that reflects headlights. I wear that jersey because, weather and car-required chores permitting, every day is race day.

 

If you caught any of the Tour of California buzz, you probably heard about the peloton: what they call the pack of cyclists in a bicycle race. A week ago I’d never heard the word; now it’s everywhere. And now, when I launch my 1994 Mongoose Hilltopper into the first leg of my 14 mile course, *I* am the peloton. I fly down the opening hill, hollering like the Michael J Fox-voiced dog as he fords the icy stream in The Incredible Journey: cold-cold-cold, cold-cold-cold-cold!!! That’s one nice thing about my peloton, I can yell and sing with unwitnessed abandon.

 

The race route transects Petaluma from southwest to northeast corners. I work my way through Westside streets, presenting smiles and greetings to the occasional onlookers. At Washington and Main, I strip off the windbreaker while waiting in the left hand turn lane with the cars. Then it’s down the Boulevard as the sun peeks through gaps between buildings. Buenos dias! I’m cranking it, cruising at 20 mph in the slow lane (the new 3 lane-plus-bike lanes configuration won’t be installed until later this year.) But I’ll never ride the sidewalk (false sense of safety), and I don’t worry about blocking traffic because, as the saying goes, I *am* traffic! (BTW, motorists, it’s safe and legal, the right way to ride.)

 

I pass the Stinger Sporstwear time/temp sign: it’s 32. Cold-cold-cold, but the core is toasty, with thick snowboarder gloves protecting my fingers. As my “sponsor” Pat Landrum (of Healthy Community Consortium/ Petaluma Green Lane) says: “There’s no such thing as bad weather, only bad equipment.” When I reach Industrial Avenue behind the auto mall, I’m rolling my spandex leggings down to my ankles while I pedal, wasting not one precious second. Over the freeway, one outstretched neon arm signaling a turn into the left hand turn lane. I finally roll into the office. Thirty-five minutes. I shower, and I’m at the computer by 8, buzzing with energy.

 

At workday’s end, I ride out into golden light, swirling up fallen plum blossom petals, a hint of cedar smoke on the wind. I sing to my peloton, “Oh what a beu-ty-ful af-ter noon! Oh what a beautiful night. I’ve got a wonderful feeling, everything’s goin’ all right.” Retrace the route back into town, wringing out the accumulated stresses of the work day. Downshift for the Lombardi’s hill, passing through the fragrance of tomorrow’s sourdough loaves. Then the sprint for the finish line, that glorious downhill stretch from Washington to B, passing cars with ease.

 

I turn right at D, winding down, through quiet narrow streets, enjoying the diverse architecture. I visit my plot at the McNear Community Garden and pick a bag of lettuce for dinner. I stop a few minutes along the Thomspon Creek Trail to chat with friends Dusty and Mike. Home before dark, though I’ve got the gear for safe night riding, if needed.

 

Professional bike racing is cool, and I look forward to the long-running success of the Tour of California. But who needs to make occasion for racing or touring when the joy of bike commuting and shopping awaits you, every day of the week? When I wake to the news of exploding mosques in the Middoil East, news of a president whose confessions of our nation’s oil addiction ring cynically hollow, news of melting glaciers and gridlock and obesity epidemics… there is no better tonic than to leave the car at home, and let my breakfast power my next trip.

 

The Tour d’ Petaluma happens every day. Today, our peloton is small, but it will grow. Won’t you join in?